Valentine's Day 2027 is Sunday, February 14, and this list of the best funny Valentine's ecards 2027 comes from the people who make Tangy Limes. That makes it a maker's list. Every pick is ours, and we picked the ones that make couples laugh at each other.
How they work: you upload one photo of the two of you. Your real faces, cut out with nothing redrawn, go on a dancing couple and sing an original love song, mouths moving to the words. You watch the whole preview free. Keeping it is $1.99, with no subscription and no app.
For couples who can handle cheese
1. Be My Valentine. A candlelit restaurant, a velvet suit, a satin dress and a dramatic tango that ends in a sweeping pose. Then a bedroom covered in rose petals and heart balloons for the serenade, a park full of cherry blossoms, and a rooftop at night. Pick this if one of you cries at weddings.
2. Swan Boat Slow Jam. 70s soul on a park lake at golden hour, in a white swan paddle boat. Then an Italian restaurant with checkered tablecloths, an accordion player and a giant plate of spaghetti, a roller coaster, and a balloon basket over the countryside. Dinner, a date and a near-death experience.
3. Sock Hop Sweetheart. A 1950s diner with a jukebox and a milkshake with two straws, a sock hop, a drive-in movie in a convertible, and a Ferris wheel with a teddy bear prize.
For one face, or a crush
4. Crazy About You. Just your face. A trench coat, a boombox held over your head toward a moonlit window, then a Paris street at dusk, a sunflower field with a giant bouquet, and a music video with pink neon hearts. Subtle it is not.
5. You're My Crush. The headline says I LIKE YOU. A school dance in a powder blue tuxedo and a puffy pink dress, a hallway of lockers, and a Ferris wheel at night. If it goes badly, you can call it a joke.
6. Satin Jacket Slow Jam. 90s R&B: rain on a rooftop at night, giant fans blowing everyone's clothes around a white studio, and a neon parking garage for brooding.
For the single friend
7. Table for One. HAPPY SINGLES DAY. Put your friend's face on it, or your own, and post it proudly. More of these in anti-Valentine cards.
Making it before the 14th
Add a photo with both faces toward the camera, choose who dances where, type your names, and rewrite the headline if you have a better line. BE MY VALENTINE, OR ELSE works. If a head looks big for its dancer, shrink it. Want the song to be about the two of you? A custom song is $9.99, and you can edit every word before paying.
Then text a share link on the morning of the 14th. It opens a web page that plays the video, so nobody installs anything. You can also download the MP4 or email it to up to five people.
We'll add new love cards to this list as they come out before February. For scene-by-scene detail on each card, see funny Valentine's ecards.