Funny Valentine's ecards with your face (and theirs)

Funny Valentine's ecards starring your real faces: a cheesy tango, a swan boat, a 50s diner and a boombox outside the window. Free preview, $1.99.

For a funny Valentine's ecard with your face in it, pick a Tangy Limes love card and upload one photo of the two of you. Your real faces go on a dancing couple and sing an original love song, mouths moving to the words, and you watch the whole preview free before deciding anything.

The quick picks: Be My Valentine if you like drama, Swan Boat Slow Jam if you like cheese, Crazy About You if it's just your face doing the declaring, and You're My Crush if nobody has said the L word yet.

Valentine's Day 2027 is Sunday, February 14.

Be My Valentine video card, scene 2: dancers with a ? where your face goes (funny valentines ecards)
Be My Valentine · 2 people. Your faces go where the ? is.

Cheesy on purpose

Be My Valentine opens in a romantic restaurant with candles and roses, where the two of you, in a velvet suit and a satin dress, do a dramatic tango and strike a sweeping pose. A bedroom covered in rose petals and heart balloons is where the serenade happens. After that, a park full of cherry blossoms and a rooftop at night, with the city behind you.

Swan Boat Slow Jam is 70s soul. It starts on a calm park lake at golden hour, in a white swan paddle boat, and moves to a candlelit Italian restaurant with checkered tablecloths, an accordion player and a giant plate of spaghetti. Then a roller coaster, and a balloon basket floating over green countryside at sunset. Dinner, a date and a near-death experience: a full relationship.

Swan Boat Slow Jam video card, scene 2: dancers with a ? where your face goes (funny valentines ecards)
Swan Boat Slow Jam · 2 people. Your faces go where the ? is.

Throwbacks

Sock Hop Sweetheart is the 1950s: a diner with chrome stools and a glowing jukebox, a giant milkshake with two straws, a school sock hop, a drive-in movie in a vintage convertible, and a carnival Ferris wheel with a teddy bear prize. Satin Jacket Slow Jam is 90s R&B, so it rains on a rooftop at night, giant fans blow everyone's clothes around a white studio, and there's a neon-lit parking garage for brooding.

Sock Hop Sweetheart video card, scene 2: dancers with a ? where your face goes (funny valentines ecards)
Sock Hop Sweetheart · 2 people. Your faces go where the ? is.

Just your face

Crazy About You takes one face. You stand in a suburban yard at night in a trench coat, holding a vintage boombox over your head toward a moonlit window. Later you're on a street in Paris at dusk with the Eiffel Tower glowing, in a field of tall sunflowers with a giant bouquet, and in a music video with pink neon hearts and a white satin suit. It's a lot. On February 14, a lot is allowed.

Crazy About You video card, scene 2: dancers with a ? where your face goes (funny valentines ecards)
Crazy About You · 1 person. Your faces go where the ? is.

Too early for I love you

You're My Crush says I LIKE YOU. A school dance with streamers, a powder blue tuxedo and a puffy pink prom dress, and a slow sway that turns wild. A bedroom with posters and a boombox. A hallway of lockers. A Ferris wheel at night. It says what you mean and not one word more, so you can still call it a joke if it goes badly.

You're My Crush video card, scene 2: dancers with a ? where your face goes (funny valentines ecards)
You're My Crush · 2 people. Your faces go where the ? is.

Making it

  1. Pick the card.
  2. Add a photo of you both, faces toward the camera, mouths visible, or take one on your phone right there.
  3. Tap to choose who dances where. Who leads the tango is now your decision.
  4. Type your names, and rewrite the headline if you have a better line. BE MY VALENTINE, OR ELSE. STILL YOUR FAVORITE. YOU'LL DO.
  5. Watch the preview free.

The faces are real cutouts from your photo, with no AI changes, and only the mouths move. If a head looks big for its dancer, shrink it.

Make it tonight. One scene in, you'll know whether your partner's face belongs in the swan boat. Keeping it costs $1.99, with no subscription and no account for a single card. Text it on the morning of the 14th, or make a share link that plays in the chat with no app.

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Questions

Which Valentine's ecard is the funny one?

That depends on the couple. Be My Valentine has a cheesy tango and a bedroom full of rose petals; Swan Boat Slow Jam has a giant plate of spaghetti and a swan paddle boat.

Can I make one with just my face?

Yes. Crazy About You takes one face: a boombox outside a window at night, a street in Paris, a sunflower field and a music video with pink neon hearts.

Is there one for a crush, not a partner?

Yes. You're My Crush says I LIKE YOU, which is less pressure than I LOVE YOU.

When is Valentine's Day 2027?

Sunday, February 14.

How much is it?

The preview with your faces is free. Downloading is $1.99, with no subscription.

Make one now

Pick a card, add your photos, type the names. $1.99, no subscription, no account.