An anti-Valentine card is a Valentine's card for someone who's done with Valentine's Day: single, freshly dumped, ghosted, or just tired of heart-shaped everything. On Tangy Limes they're short music videos where a real face, yours or your friend's, sings an original song about it, and the lead card is Table for One, which says HAPPY SINGLES DAY.
All it takes is one photo, and the preview with the face in it is free. Valentine's Day 2027 is Sunday, February 14, so there's time to choose the face carefully.
Match the situation to the card:
- Single and fine with it: Table for One
- Just got out of something: So Over You, or It's Not Me, It's You
- Texted and got nothing: Left on Read
- The date looked nothing like the photos: Catfished
- Crushing on someone gorgeous and hopeless: Hot But Dumb
Single and thriving
Table for One starts at a fancy restaurant with one candlelit table, where your dancer eats spaghetti alone, slurps it loudly and toasts nobody. The couch scene has a onesie, snacks and a giant ice cream. At a wedding reception where every other guest is slow dancing, your dancer goes wild anyway, and at the bowling alley they celebrate a strike with nobody watching. Dinner is a heart-shaped pizza. I've had worse Valentine's Days with another person present.
Put your single friend's face in it and send it as a celebration, not a pity card. Or put your own face in it and post it before anyone gets the chance to feel sorry for you.
Freshly out of something
So Over You is a victory lap, from a neon karaoke stage and a power ballad to a spa with cucumber slices, a mall trip with too many bags, and a mountain top at sunrise. It's Not Me, It's You opens on a front lawn covered in somebody's clothes and a guitar, and finishes on an open highway next to a convertible.
Ghosted, catfished, or hopeless
Left on Read says YOU LEFT ME ON READ and is built tall for phones. It starts in a bedroom lit by a phone that isn't buzzing and ends on a rooftop at sunset, not needing the reply. Catfished opens at a candlelit table with an empty chair and closes on a lake dock with a fishing rod, in case the point needed help.
Hot But Dumb says YOU'RE HOT (BUT DUMB): a sunny beach, a gym full of mirrors and flexing, a library where the book is upside down, and a rooftop pool party. For the crush who is very good-looking and should not be trusted with directions.
The one rule
Anti-cards are roasts, so send them to people who'd rather be teased than comforted. Not sure? Watch the free preview with their face in it and picture them watching. If they'd laugh and show someone, send it. If they'd go quiet, send them something nicer. More in how to send an anti-card.
Making it
Add a photo where the face is toward the camera with the mouth visible, and type the names. The face is a real cutout, not an AI version, and only the mouth moves.
Then rewrite the headline, because that's where an anti-Valentine card gets personal. Some to steal: PARTY OF ONE. CUPID MISSED. I'M THE CATCH, ACTUALLY. HE WAS NOT SIX FOOT.
If the preview makes you laugh, keep it for $1.99. There's no subscription, which suits a holiday you're not committing to. Text it, or send a share link that plays right in the chat on the 14th.