A funny graduation ecard should star the graduate, so make one where their face is in it. On Tangy Limes, you cut their face out of a photo, put it on a dancer, and they disco, win a game show and cross a gym stage in about 40 seconds, mouth moving to an original song.
The preview is free. Keeping it costs $1.99, and there's nothing to cancel later.
The card: You Did It, Big Shot
You Did It, Big Shot fits two faces, with CONGRATULATIONS as the headline. You can type anything over it. The dancing goes like this:
A glowing disco floor. Spinning mirror ball, shiny polyester suits, huge collars, bell-bottoms, a hustle with a lot of finger pointing.
A cheesy game show. Flashing bulbs, confetti raining down, loud plaid, and the winners jumping around holding a giant blank novelty check. That check is a lot of grads' entire financial plan.
A school gymnasium graduation stage. Balloons, streamers, gowns, caps in hand, little fist pumps on the way across.
So they start in the 70s, win money they don't have, and finally graduate. Accurate.
There's also an intro with the names. The faces are real photo cutouts and stay their faces, with no AI redraw. Only the mouths open and close, so the kid who mumbled through their senior presentation sings the whole song.
Who goes in it
Two dancers. Pick a pairing:
- The grad and a parent. Mom in a polyester suit on a disco floor is a gift to the whole family.
- Two graduating friends. Same class, same gown, same uncertain future.
- The grad, twice. One face on both dancers. They're their own biggest fan anyway.
- The grad and the dog. Dog faces get found too, and a pet can go on any dancer. The dog is proud and has no idea why.
A cap-and-gown photo works, and so does any photo where the face is clear. Shrink the head if it's huge, tilt it, paint back hair that got cut off.
Headlines that beat CONGRATULATIONS
Type over the headline with something that sounds like you:
- YOU DID IT. NOW WHAT.
- CONGRATS ON THE VERY EXPENSIVE PAPER
- YOUR LOANS ARE PROUD OF YOU
- GRADUATED. STILL ON THE FAMILY PHONE PLAN.
- THE BASEMENT IS READY WHEN YOU ARE
The text you send with the link can be one line: "Made you a grad card. You're on a game show. You won nothing."
After graduation comes the job
When the offer letter shows up, there's You Got the Job!, a two-face card with CONGRATS as the headline. It goes from a bright office with confetti to a city sidewalk outside a tall glass building, a cozy coffee shop and a rooftop at night under string lights. Save it. You'll need it in a few months, or a few years, depending on the major.
Sending it
Make a share link on the card page and text it. It opens a plain web page that plays the video, so grandma doesn't have to download anything. You can email it to up to five people from the card page, or download the MP4 and play it at the party between the sheet cake and the speech nobody asked for.
It's $1.99 a card, paid once, no subscription. You can still put a $5 bill in a real envelope. We won't tell anyone.