An anniversary ecard for your husband should star your husband: his real face, cut out of a photo, singing an original love song in a short music video, mouth moving to every word. On Tangy Limes you can put him in alone or the two of you together, and watch the whole preview with his face in it before you pay anything.
Good luck to him skimming this one.
Pick by husband:
- Secretly wants to be the star: Another Year of Us
- Insists he can't dance: Still Dancing
- Sings in the car, badly: Power Ballad of Love
- You're two husbands: Happy Gay Anniversary
- Loves the dog more than he admits: Furever Anniversary
Just him: Another Year of Us
One face, four outfits. He raises a champagne glass in a sharp black tuxedo in a ballroom with chandeliers and a string quartet, goes barefoot in a white linen suit under a beach wedding arch, does finger-guns in a retro bowling shirt by a diner jukebox, and floats over green fields in a balloon basket wearing a cable-knit sweater.
He owns one suit. Let him have this.
Both of you: Still Dancing or Power Ballad of Love
Still Dancing is for the husband who claims he can't. You swing-kick in a ballroom with a crystal chandelier and a live jazz band, wander a sunny boardwalk in Hawaiian shirts, crash a backyard party under string lights, and finish on a rooftop terrace at night. The dancers know the steps. He just has to show up, which is also how he got through the wedding.
Power Ballad of Love knows exactly what it is: a 1980s prom under a balloon arch, a beach at sunset, a glamour portrait studio with a wind machine and sequined shoulder pads, and a tacky Las Vegas chapel with an Elvis impersonator. If there's a song he belts at red lights, this is the card.
Two husbands: Happy Gay Anniversary
Sharp suits and colorful pocket squares at a rooftop party under rainbow string lights, a beach wedding arch, a cozy kitchen with a cake on the counter, and a disco floor under a giant mirror ball, finishing with heart shapes. One photo of the two of you, and you decide who dances where.
The dog too: Furever Anniversary
Two people and two pets, in a candlelit restaurant, a ballroom with rose petals on the floor, and a garden at night under a flower arch. One of the dancing dogs is a French bulldog in a tiny tuxedo jacket. Dog and cat faces get found in your photos, and a pet's face can go on any dancer, so yes, the dog can wear the tuxedo.
Making it his
Use a photo where he's facing the camera with his mouth visible. The cutout is his actual face, with no AI changes, so what you upload is what sings.
Rewrite the headline. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY is the default. YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME is better. STILL YOUR FAVORITE PERSON, ALLEGEDLY is better still.
Make it tonight while he's in the next room. The preview is free, so the only risk is laughing out loud and getting caught. When it's right, keep it for $1.99 and text it to him at work. No subscription, so nothing renews before next year's anniversary except your vows.