Tangy Limes has three Halloween video cards. In each one, your real face, cut out of a photo, goes on a dancing monster and sings an original spooky song. Two are full monster parties for couples and families, and the third is about getting ghosted, which is its own kind of horror.
Halloween is the one night a year when looking ridiculous counts as effort. These let you skip the costume entirely and still end up stomping through an Egyptian tomb while your aunt watches.
Monster Stomp
Two people, four sets. A foggy graveyard under a full moon. A vampire castle ballroom with candelabras. A torch-lit Egyptian tomb. A haunted front porch lined with glowing jack-o'-lanterns. The song is a stomping monster anthem, and your mouth moves to every word of it.
Put yourself and your partner in it, or your best friend. Or, for maximum damage, put your teenager in it. They will hate it in a way you will treasure for years.
Monster Mash Party
This one fits three, so it's the family card. It starts at a haunted house party with purple lights and paper bats, then drifts through a misty graveyard and a pumpkin patch at night, and ends in a front yard buried in decorations. If your house is the one on the block that has the skeletons up by mid-September, this is your card. The neighbors already know.
You Ghosted Me
Technically this lives with our anti-cards, but it was always going to show up in October. It's a haunted mansion hallway, a foggy graveyard, and a dark bedroom lit only by a phone that never buzzes. One face. Send it to the person who left you on read in September and see whether a singing ghost gets a reply.
Making one
Pick a card and add a photo, or snap one with your phone's camera right there on the page. Costumes are optional, because only your face gets used and the dancer is already dressed for it. Type the names, press play, and watch. Your own mouth singing about monsters is unsettling in exactly the right way for the season.
Kids' faces work too, and both monster cards are fine for the whole family. If a head looks too big on its dancer, shrink it. If you want the lyrics on screen, add captions.
If you're throwing a party, change the headline to the date and the address and the card doubles as an invite. It also makes a decent thank-you the morning after, once everyone has found their shoes.
Previews cost nothing. Keeping one costs $1.99, and nobody makes you sign up for anything. Text it to the group chat, send a share link to the party crew, or email it to up to five people from the card page.