A funny Christmas card for the family group chat, starring the family

Send one funny Christmas ecard with the whole family's faces to the group chat. Four faces fit on a card, and the share link plays with no app.

For the family group chat, send one Christmas video card with everybody's faces in it, and post it as a share link so it plays right in the thread on every phone. On Tangy Limes, one family photo is enough: the faces are found and cut out, up to four go on dancers, and they sing an original Christmas song with their mouths moving to the words.

It's one message instead of a long scroll of Merry Christmas texts, and this one has your aunt doing a kick line.

The quick picks:

  • Four people: Merry & Bright or Holly Jolly Family
  • Two people and the pets: Meowy Christmas
  • Mostly phones: Merry Christmas, which is built tall

And here's how to handle the usual group chat problems.

Merry & Bright video card, scene 2: dancers with a ? where your face goes (funny christmas ecards add your face)
Merry & Bright · 4 people. Your faces go where the ? is.

Half the chat has iPhones and half doesn't

Send a share link, not a file. It opens a plain web page (tangylimes.com/c/ and then some letters) that plays the card. Nobody installs an app, nobody makes an account, nobody gets asked for a password. They tap it, it plays.

Holly Jolly Family video card, scene 2: dancers with a ? where your face goes (funny christmas ecards add your face)
Holly Jolly Family · 4 people. Your faces go where the ? is.

You have to pick who's in it

Pick a four-face card, then the four relatives you most want to see dancing. Merry & Bright starts in a living room with a tree covered in gold lights and everyone in matching green pajamas, then moves to a kitchen full of holiday cookies, a snowy yard at night and a fireplace with stockings, with a gospel choir along the way. Holly Jolly Family is plaid pajamas by a huge tree, a front yard with far too many blinking lights and inflatable snowmen, a kitchen covered in flour and gingerbread, and a snowy street.

One group shot works. You tap to choose who dances where. Use this power carefully, or don't.

Meowy Christmas video card, scene 2: dancers with a ? where your face goes (funny christmas ecards add your face)
Meowy Christmas · 2 people + 2 pets. Your faces go where the ? is.

The family is bigger than four

Make more than one card. A 3-card pack costs less than three singles and needs a free account, which is just an email link, no password. One card for your side, one for the in-laws, one for the cousins you mostly see at weddings. Post them a few hours apart and let the branches compete.

Merry Christmas video card, scene 2: dancers with a ? where your face goes (funny christmas ecards add your face)
Merry Christmas · 1 or 2 people. Your faces go where the ? is.

The dog is family

Agreed. Meowy Christmas fits two people and two pets. Dog and cat faces in your photos get found too, and they go on dancing animals in little Santa suits and reindeer antlers, next to a giant glowing tree and a fireplace with stockings. If your cat looks unimpressed in the photo, the cutout will be faithful about it.

Merry & Bright video card, scene 3: dancers with a ? where your face goes (funny christmas ecards add your face)
Merry & Bright · 4 people. Your faces go where the ? is.

Some of you watch on the TV

Save it both ways: wide for the TV, tall for phones. Merry Christmas is built tall from the start, with one or two faces: a glowing tree, a snowy street strung with lights, a gingerbread kitchen and stockings by the fireplace. Post that one in your Stories after the family has seen it first, so nobody finds out from Instagram.

Holly Jolly Family video card, scene 3: dancers with a ? where your face goes (funny christmas ecards add your face)
Holly Jolly Family · 4 people. Your faces go where the ? is.

Making it

  1. Pick the card.
  2. Add the family photo, or take one right there on your phone.
  3. Type the names for the intro.
  4. Watch the free preview with your family in it.

The faces are real cutouts from your photo, with no AI changes, and only the mouths move. If someone's head looks a little large for their dancer, shrink it and say nothing. You can rewrite the big headline too. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE GOOD BRANCH is available, if you're ready for the replies.

Then download it for $1.99, make the share link and drop it in the chat. There's no subscription, so there's nothing to cancel in January. The only thing left to manage is the thread.

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Questions

Will the card play for everyone in the group chat?

Yes. A share link opens a plain web page that plays the card, on iPhone or Android, and nobody installs or signs in to anything.

How many family members fit on one card?

Merry & Bright, Holly Jolly Family and Holiday Boy Band fit four faces. Meowy Christmas fits two people and two pets.

We're a big family. What now?

Make more than one card. A 3-card pack is $4.99 with a free account, so each branch of the family can get its own.

Can the dog be in it?

Yes. Dog and cat faces are found too. Meowy Christmas has dancing dogs and cats, and a pet's face can go on any dancer.

How much is it?

The preview with your family's faces is free. Downloading the card is $1.99, with no subscription.

Make one now

Pick a card, add your photos, type the names. $1.99, no subscription, no account.